I am NEVER drinking again... EVER!

Oh. My. GOD. What on earth happened last night?! I'm still trying to piece it all together, there are so many blanks! But I'll try and recount what I can remember...

So it started ok. Got ready, got the train over to town, got to the club. Started drinking as the room filled up with people. I hadn't eaten since lunchtime so there was nothing in my stomach to soak up the alcohol. Downhill from there I think. I was waiting for my ex ex and his boyfriend to turn up so I could then decide whether or not it was a good idea to get drunk. I decided it was and I would just keep out of their way. There were a couple of nice guys there so I did a bit of window shopping. Naturally. The friends I cam with left at half 10 and I didn't know anyone else there really. So in my drunken state I decided to talk to some of the guys that were dotted around. At about midnight we moved on to another club but me and a couple of the boys got lost trying to find it. I got a text of my ex asking if I was ok since I had gone missing. Weird.

Anyway so we finally got there and I found I had lost £20 somehow. Was NOT impressed. Then my friend's brother was lovely enough to buy me a drink but then somebody nudged past me and I dropped it on the floor and it smashed everywhere, so I just walked away casually. So then we all hit the dancefloor. By this point I was pretty much gone. I was dancing with a bunch of the guys and one of them who I'd been talking to started getting a wee bit friendly. Me being drunk did nothing to deter him. Why would I? After quite a lot of snogging we were booted out at closing time and went to McDonalds where I 'think' I bought some chips. Then all I remember is leaving my friends and getting a piggy back all the way through the town centre of this guy, occasionally screaming when he threw me forward. We got in a taxi and went towards mine. I was falling asleep a bit and he was holding my hand and kissing my head and I was like... what the hell is going on? And then, and this is completely unlike me, I invited him in. Downside to that though, my mum was spying on me so I got into a wee bit of trouble today. Anyway, I don't think I really need to go into detail about the next couple of hours. I finally fell asleep and woke up not long after and my word, I have never heard anyone snore so loud in my entire life! Trust me to pick one who snores like that. This morning he woke up and cuddled up to me and then he got up and dressed and left. Very very random night. But a very good night nontheless.

Adding to the oddness today I got back from getting Grace from my mums and I got a knock at the door. It was some guy in his late 20's brandishing a laminated card with some gardening firms name on. He asked did I live here. I said I did but it was my parent's house and they were out (this is my tactic for getting rid of sales people) He then asked did we need our garden doing. I said no. And then asked did we need the back garden doing. Again I said no. Then out of nowhere he said 'do you have a boyfriend?' I was a bit taken aback so I said yes to avoid any further questioning. Then he said 'Oh well, if you didn't ask you'd never know.' and then as he was walking up my drive he turned and asked me could he tempt me with a drink. Again I said no and then closed the door and locked it behind me. A second later I got a phonecall from my mum's. She lives just over the road and apparently this guy had appeared out of nowhere and only come to my house. He didn't go to any other houses before or after mine. Which is even stranger. And why the door will continue to remain locked!

On a lighter note me and Grace took my youngest sister to the park with a picnic as the sun was shining for once. Only typically because of my dodgy fake tan that I put on for last night I was not able to wear a short sleeved top. And the huge lovebite on my neck cannot even be covered by my hair and a scarf was not appropriate attire for the weather. Only me...