I predict a riot!

Oh my, the STRESS of today has been unbelievable. I have never sworn aloud to myself so much in my entire life! Well, maybe I have but still. But let me just say... Becki: 1- Totally awkward bed guard: 0. I am in no way, shape or form, a "DIYer" but I can and will attempt the simpler of tasks. So a bed guard, should be easy. However this was not the case and I spent a good half an hour wrestling it like it was a thrashing alligator. No luck. I decided the battle was lost. But I refused to be beaten and after some finger respite (they had taken most of the beating) I gave it one last try. Cue foul mouth but lo and behold, another 20 minutes and very sore fingers later, I had won. Victory! I carried it into Grace's room. And managed to smack her in the head with one of the poles. Well you can't win everything I guess.

Elsewhere my ex is back from the snowy plains of Austria. I thought he was there until Saturday, shows how much I listen. I got a phonecall last night letting me know he was back and that he rang me the minute he had got in. And at the end of this phonecall I heard a distinct "I love you" when about to hang up. Confused? Yes. And me being me just couldn't help myself when he was texting me telling me that he missed me, texting him back and saying the same. God I'm such a sucker. So he is off work tomorrow and I'm not at all hopeful that he will come and see me despite him telling me that he wanted to. I'm off to stuff my face with all you can eat food again tomorrow anyway so we'll see. Oh, men. I think I still hold the belief that they should just be taken to a desert island and shot. Not the good ones, who are few and far between, just all the crappy, useless, annoying ones. So like, 99.8%. I mean, I'm not about to refuse to shave under my arms or start burning my bras, but some things should just go without saying and one of those things is, women are better off without men. Period. No pun intended of course.

And finally, I am currently debating whether I should stay up and watch True Blood tonight or record it. Sexy vampires, early night... sexy vampires, early night.... Ooh if only I could have both at the same time. Now that would be interesting...